Seth (Stan Richards) was fond of young Jackie Merrick (Ian Sharrock), and, watching him suffer after the break-up of his romance with Angie Richards (Beverley Callard) in the late summer of 1983, decided to offer some heartening words of wisdom:
Seth: "I'll tell you somethin' - bit of fatherly advice - if you're gonna start takin' young women out..."
Jackie: Look, I don't need your advice, Seth!"
Seth (ignoring that): "It's four F's - I learnt that, see... Find 'em, Feed 'em..."
Jackie (interrupting): "I tell yer, I'm not interested!"
I seem to remember that the fourth "F" was "forget 'em", but the third... well, that would have raised a few eyebrows in Beckindale!